Clever poster needed for saturday's (dec. 6, 2008) game USU vs BYU!!!?

I want to make a sign to hold up for our huge game saturday against BYU! USU is going to dominate!! Our mascot is the Aggies and BYU's is the cougars. Anything goes! Needs to be funny or clever. Both would be preferred. A free tee shirt is at stake here! An example would be "Make the world a better place, punch a cougar in the face!" Now I need a few more good ones!! Please help me brainstorm!!