Sunday, August 7, 2011
Ladies, have you ever farted on a first date? How did he react?
So I had a date on Saturday night, with this gorgeous white dude I met at this amusment park. Well we went to dinner and I felt a little gy, so when he told a joke, I laughed and before I could stop it, I let out a long, loud fart. The whole place like got quiet. He looked at me weird, but then shrugged and we continued with dinner. After I asked if he wanted to go walk around the park, but he said he had to get up early and dropped me off at home. He hasnt called me since, nor answered my texts. I thought we had fun, but I am worried my bodily functions may have ruined my chances with him. What do you all think?
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