Why can't I get a mobile that just texts & makes calls?

go with the EnV3 or the alias. i like that those phones are simple, yet have the full qwrt keyboard that makes txting faster and easier. I know what you mean though, i hate that the phones have so much, i just want a thin simple one where i can just use to txt and call people. but everyone wants a mini computer in their hands at all times so, that's whatcha get.